{
  "name": "Trade Rumour",
  "hide" : true,
  "die": "1d100",
  "rows": [
    {
      "description": "That’s some wedding they have planned, wot? The snootiest folk in Reikland set to attend, but they say the ‘appy couple ain’t ever even met! Nobles are weird, eh?",
      "goods": "Luxuries, Wine, Grain",
      "range": [1,5]
    },
    {
      "description": "They say some noble has been having awful trouble with a rival - showed up one day with a sworn affidavit of royal birth and a dozen witnesses to boot! Probably nothing will come of it, but I hear some the troops are drilling just the same...",
      "goods": "Armaments",
      "range": [6,10]
    },
    {
      "description": "Apparently there was a fire at a grain store. Bushels and bushels burned to ash. Going to be a hungry season out that way...",
      "goods": "Grain, Metal, Timber",
      "range": [11,15]
    },
    {
      "description": "Did you hear? A new temple to Sigmar was just commissioned. Lots of Imperial money for that, though they say the locals aren’t all pleased about it...",
      "goods": "Timber, Luxuries",
      "range": [16,20]
    },
    {
      "description": "The Blue Pox took whole herds of cattle last season. The herdsmen are only just getting back on their feet now. ",
      "goods": "Grain, Wool",
      "range": [21,25]
    },
    {
      "description": "Did you hear? There’s going to be a pie eating contest organised by some local Halfling. Sounds like it’s going to be a laugh, especially for the bakers!",
      "goods": "Grain",
      "range": [26,30]
    },
    {
      "description": "Apparently some fanatic is encouraging the locals to donate every bit of metal they have to the Engineer’s Guild. Claims Morrslieb is going to fall and the Empire’ll need a big old cannon to shoot it back up! Funny, but the locals don’t even have a pan left to cook on...",
      "goods": "Armaments, Metal",
      "range": [31,35]
    },
    {
      "description": "Did you hear? A Wizard ‘as gone and moved in up the river! From a college in Altdorf, they say. Weird sort, but they ‘ave some gold. Paying half the town to build a big old tower. Makes sense, don’t it? Wizards gotta have a tower.",
      "goods": "Metal, Timber, Luxuries",
      "range": [36,40]
    },
    {
      "description": "There’s bandits at work, they say, rustling every animal wot aint nailed down. The ‘torities don’t give a wet pickeral. The locals are up in arms - or they would be, if they ‘ad any...",
      "goods": "Armamentts, Grain",
      "range": [41,45]
    },
    {
      "description": "You know, they say that woods are haunted over that way.. don’t laugh! There ain’t a single forester working as they should be, and even the poachers ain’t going after deer in them forests.",
      "goods": "Grain, Timber",
      "range": [46,50]
    },
    {
      "description": "There’s a strange lot settling down there. Unusual names, unusual tastes. Dancing naked under Morrsleib they say! Still, plenty of crowns to pay folk to look the other way. One good Witch Hunter’d put them right though...",
      "goods": "Luxuries, Wine",
      "range": [51,55]
    },
    {
      "description": "Did you hear about the Elf over the way? Came from Ulthuan they say, looking to find some old Elf bones, or ruins, they say, and paying good money to anyone with a strong back to dig it out. Can’t see why there’d be anything there to find though. This is the Empire, not some Elf forest!",
      "goods": "Timber, Metal",
      "range": [56,60]
    },
    {
      "description": "Did you hear there’s a Witch Hunter abroad? They burned half the town down trying to set a pyre to burn some goat that predicted the future, only it turned out the goat got it wrong so everything was alright.",
      "goods": "Timber, Metal",
      "range": [61,65]
    },
    {
      "description": "They say there’s famine brewing beyond. Bad harvests and some kind of big rats got into the stores… They had to call in some gang of Ratcatcher from three towns over to deal with ‘em. Must have been big rats, eh?",
      "goods": "Armaments, Grain, Wool",
      "range": [66,70]
    },
    {
      "description": "Some ‘artist’ has apparently set up a ‘retreat’ up the river. Going to host a big display of their art, and invited half the province! Still, they say the art has an odd effect on folk who lay eyes on it, so lucky for me I’ve only the one eye anyway!",
      "goods": "Luxuries, Wine",
      "range": [71,75]
    },
    {
      "description": "A gang of Dwarfs fresh from the mountains has moved in just down the river. They say they got into some scuffle in the bar on their first night, and now owe the proprietor some kind of life debt! Anyway, they’re remodelling the whole inn for her by way of apology - be nice when it’s done.",
      "goods": "Tool, Timber, Wine or Brandy",
      "range": [76,80]
    },
    {
      "description": "There’s trouble brewing over that way! I heard Beastmen have been spotted but the militia have been disbanded on account of a bad harvest last year! Bad news, I say.",
      "goods": "Armaments, Grain",
      "range": [81,85]
    },
    {
      "description": "Did you hear that the watch there has hired an Ogre! I know. Can barely keep the thing fed, and an honest criminal can’t hardly make a living for fear of being eaten...",
      "goods": "Armaments, Grain",
      "range": [86,90]
    },
    {
      "description": "Some Dwarf smith has moved in - no idea why she chose there. Been smithing like crazy ever since, and selling all she makes for next to nothing. Some says those pots are cursed, but I got one and it only leaks a little bit!",
      "goods": "Metal",
      "range": [91,95]
    },
    {
      "description": "Did you hear? Some pack of second sons and disinherited wastrels are preparing for a trip out to the Border Princes. Packing their carts sky high with goods, it’s said.",
      "goods": "Armaments, Grain, Luxuries, Timber, Wine or Brandy, Wool",
      "range": [96,100]
    }
  ]
}